A cup on the way keeps me dapper all day.
This bag is always chuffed when I ask it to carry my things.
One of the authour’s of Dapper Bear Tales.
Gets me uppity about being dapper!
Probably the finest and biggest watch I own.
Used to deliver top secret dapper documents.
I use him to spy on the cellars of my enemies.
Suck up the filth that plagues your mansion with this contraption!
Clearly the superior device for fragging dem undappa n00bz.
Heavy duty for lighting my expansive wine cellar.